August 19, 2004
Take the Night Off
Earlier today I was flipping through my photos of beef which are fast-becoming too numerous to count, and something disturbing caught my eye:
I don't remember making this steak. I don't remember eating it. There is no record of it in my blog, nor my log (I would've certainly mentioned the incongruity of steak and lima beans). Unaccounted for, this lost steak is clearly my opponent's unexpected boon.
So, Mr. Petzall, I suggest you take the night off, and eat some fish. I won't hold it against you.
Posted by eric at August 19, 2004 04:50 PMBrother, I'm glad you didn't log this steak, because I hope you didn't eat it, because it seems woefully infected with some protolithic species of maggotoids.
Looks like they're actually the ones who ate that steak. I wonder where they are now?
Posted by: guy at August 19, 2004 02:01 PM...and why don't you blog something current, for cry-sake?
Posted by: guy at August 19, 2004 02:12 PMFrom the constipated tone of your reply, I can only guess where the maggots went.
Posted by: Eric at August 19, 2004 02:21 PM