The Cow And I

Weighty Matters

Here's my scale. I use it during my innumerable home-cooked meals.

I wish I had a discreet, portable scale for those few times I dined out. It would help me sleep better at night, knowing I was giving my worthy opponent what he deserved: an accurate accounting of my meaty pursuits. I only hope that at year's end, when the tally is in and my victory has been declared, I can rest comfortably knowing that I won the crown in the fairest manner possible.

These are indeed weighty matters.

Posted by eric at May 29, 2004 12:23 PM