I was running late to my banjo practice tonight, so I couldn't cook a proper dinner. Lucky for me, the cafe next door served a beef and onion pie, which looked a lot like this:

Roughly 4 ounces, a pitiful size given what I am capable of consuming. And no doubt a far cry from the Aussie miracle pastries my opponent has been eating of late.
No matter. He can eat all the damned delicious pies he wants - I'm still going to win.
Posted by eric at April 8, 2004 12:15 AMVimto... isn't that made with beef too?
Posted by: Guy at April 12, 2004 07:59 AMJust what we need, a beef cola.
Posted by: Eric at April 13, 2004 12:53 AM