The Cow And I

It Made Me Sick

The morning after I ate this London Broil, I felt queasy.

Was it bad meat? I don't think so - not after my wife imposed an expired-meat ban following the cheesesteak incident.

Was it my homemade marinade? I don't imagine so - what could possibly be gastro-intestinally contra-indicated about soy sauce, sugar and garlic?

Was it some kind of voodoo hex from my opponent, as he blows on fish bones out in the middle of the Great Barrier Reef? I don't doubt it at all.

Either way, beef was on the menu again today, and I feel fine. Thanks for asking.

Posted by eric at April 5, 2004 07:32 PM